Last week I took a taxi to the faculty. I was incredibly late and I had chemistry lab, so I called the first taxi I saw.
The driver was a man in his 50's, and he was very chatty. He said, "The first time I drove around here I got terribly lost, the campus is huge, and tricky even for us taxi drivers. I spent about an hour trying to get out. On the bright side, that day I could go back to my family and tell them I had gone to college for a while."

Ouch.