Leave them alone D:!

Posted by Mrs. Kite | Posted in | Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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How f* dare anyone out there make fun of my videos after all they have been through.!
They lost their audio, they went through copyright filters. They sometimes didn’t even had two f* stars.
LEAVE THEM ALONE! You are lucky they even played for you!
LEAVE THEM ALONE!…..Please.
No this is not another spoof of Chris Crocker XD

In my defense.., I also post vimeo stuff... XD
You know, they have feelings... They've survived all this youtube-apocalypse paranoia (when they say it's bankrupt, it’ll start to charge, tons of videos will go down, and even copyright infringement) and they’ve emerged from the infinite ocean that is youtube these days… Yes, they called my attention above the dancing squirrels and the drunken Mexican men.
I am that type of OCD person who wants everyone to see the videos she likes… :D
And since I am not a celebrity or have any media power, I post them here, where I can watch them back, and hopefully someone else will :D
(I remind you mr. mr. that the last comment we received was on a video post)

Long live the video posts!

Not necessarily a blog

Posted by I'm the penguin | Posted in | Posted on Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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Guys, I think we've been doing it the wrong way all along...

You see, normal blogs have posts where the author talks about his experiences, and the clever ones get to relate it it something newsworthy, giving an enriching experience for the reader who can both, be informed and relate with the anecdotes of the blogger. There are also the ones that only cover news on specific subjects with their very own spicy twist, like a column that would never be published in a formal publication.

So what the hell have we been doing?

As far as I've read we've never covered news, like pafff, we make more posts about either dead or forgotten people than we do of ourselves. And speaking about ourselves, we have never given any details about our lives, we've actually lied a couple of times (shocker, I'm not a teacher). So why do we keep doing it? For you lovely readers? I doubt so, we only have three followers and I doubt even they read this.

Now this is where you would expect some change of light in the post, here I would explain philosophically why we are indeed a blog even if we don't cover news, interesting shiny stuff and our literature is crap. But I'm not going to really, because well, when you are this famous you don't have to explain yourself to anyone. You simply say:

I have over 700 posts bitches!

That has to be more than any "indie" working blog. Sure quantity is not quality, but we're effing kicking ass making daily posts. (even if at times they're YouTube videos ¬.¬)


So. Welcome to the largest no-really-bloggy-blog without readers you'll ever find (crossing fingers you don't search)

Déjà vu

Posted by Mrs. Kite | Posted in | Posted on Monday, March 29, 2010

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This post comes to you by mr i'm the penguin...
Since you didn't post it... I decided to do it. Because it's too funny not to share.

Orphan story

Posted by I'm the penguin | Posted in | Posted on Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Here's a midnight gift:

A story for anyone who likes it to take it.

In the future (no science fiction, just realistic modern world of 2029) There is this new service where you can have a long distance relationship, and for the sex you hire people who come in special suits to appear like you long distance partner. Both of you at the same time have sex with this suited person, there is instant connection of sounds and such, so you actually feel like it is the other person. This is totally professional and the suited people are never seen out of the mask.

This hits the roof and is used by people who live in different places, but also by people who work all the time. Now relationships change forever.

Plot comes when in one case a woman falls in love with one of these suited men who come and have sex for pay. Then there is a unraveling about what love truly is and the importance of touch.

Introduce a dilemma of emotional and "flesh" needs. Also portray the decadence of the society.

Can give each character a wide range of personalities.

Preferably the end will have a expected turn of events but for reasons unexpected.

The end.


[I know nobody will adopt this idea, but neither will I, these orpahn stories, what a sad story]

Wheezy wheezy

Posted by Mrs. Kite | Posted in | Posted on Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Im no Buck Factor (he's good xD) or anything like that...
(considering our 3 blog subscribers [i love you] vs. >700k Mr. Buck's)
but even so, subscriber or casual blog reader, I can't help recomending this vlogger, which is right now, by far my favorite vlogger.
for all beardlovers: THE Wheezywaiter :D fine welcome home
:D

Dun Durududndun

Posted by I'm the penguin | Posted in | Posted on Friday, March 26, 2010

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This post makes no sense :)

*UaUaUaUaaa
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(check out the SixtyOne )

We write music in special sheets so you can understand this... which for you has no rhythm but makes a lot of sense to me. See? Another obvious fact you probably knew already ;).

*Right now dear stranger I have rather nothing to say and no drawings left to fill this space, so instead I'll tell you about this idea I had concerning the Kite.

Dear Mrs. Kite

Hogwarts is freaking over, now what?Now Jimmy, now we live!Whatever... Where I'm going is that... this is one of those places where the roads divide and lives change. Change is unavoidable, panta rheii. Shodop! Anyway, This means we can't slack off anymore. And no darling, I don't mean with work, I mean with this freaking thing we call blog. Now more than ever it has to mean something, because after all it's kind of the last daily connection, no more owls D: .


Anyway, yes I just used this as a filler skipping the one day i've decided to feel with some other stuff I'll make up another day.


*I seriously believe no one besides us know what we're talking like ever... Maybe that's why we don't ever get any readers or comments. D:



*Hey! Dear stranger, yes you, the one who reads the "occasional" short story and sees our links just because you're the nicest person ever :)! You! Leave a comment, tell us something, ANYTHING. We'll love you forever and ever <3!


*If drunk texting/calling is dangerous how is drunk blogging? (BTW I'm totally sober, just leaving that out there)

Marketing

Posted by Mrs. Kite | Posted in , | Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Turns out Mrs. Kite thinks it's a good idea to sell things online, so she made this design...
Do you think this t-shirt would sell online?
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