How does this solution crystalize?
Posted by SgtPepper | Posted in thoughts | Posted on Thursday, June 04, 2009
H: In your experience of the chemistry lab. How does this solution cristalize?
M M: Well it has something to do with acids and bases so it's not very nice.
The chemist splits the sodium hydroxide with a jagged spatula from throat to belly and then plunges a huge filthy clamp in, he grabs hold of the hydroxide pearls tubes and they slip to evade his grasp but he squeezes hard, he insists, he pulls and pulls till all the base is yanked out and the basisity! We can't even talk about that. And then he stuffs it in the solution, dirty, tangled and torn. It's up to you to do the stirring.
H: And then you get the acetate. And mix around?
MMr: Just mangled particles pretending.
H: That's how solutions crystalize.
M M: Well it has something to do with acids and bases so it's not very nice.
The chemist splits the sodium hydroxide with a jagged spatula from throat to belly and then plunges a huge filthy clamp in, he grabs hold of the hydroxide pearls tubes and they slip to evade his grasp but he squeezes hard, he insists, he pulls and pulls till all the base is yanked out and the basisity! We can't even talk about that. And then he stuffs it in the solution, dirty, tangled and torn. It's up to you to do the stirring.
H: And then you get the acetate. And mix around?
MMr: Just mangled particles pretending.
H: That's how solutions crystalize.
[becoming the creative half of the quoting exercise]
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