"What happened to all the statues' crotches Father?" asked the man, regarding the lack of manhood in the sculptures

"Oh, we had to do something about those roman nudists, so we placed instead a concrete leaf, much more descrete" explained the Father "It is for the children you know, we don't know what those sculptures will do to their minds"

"You're right" agreed the man "That should cause less confusion when they shower"

She then looked at her son, and noticed for the first time a piercing in his left ear, then she came closer and saw a tatto coming from his neck. She was horrorized, but now was not the time to wonder about that, she was too busy juggling her Sunday school friends, the fact that she never new her son did drugs untill last night, and the people from the morgue who had been waiting for an hour now.

by I'm the penguin