-Honey! It's been so long since you called! How are you?

-Like shit mom

-Why?

-Remember my girlfriend Susan?

-Yes...

-Well, we weren't planning to have a family or anything, and it turns out she's pregnat

-...

-...

-Oh, I'm so sorry Kimberly!

So, after he got her the crystal shoe back on her foot, and had the wedding, she moved into the castle. It turned out that she hadn't been the only chosen one, in fact she learned that while in Arabia, Prince Charming took up a lot of traditions, one being the Harems. She passed from serving her step-family to being confined in a castle with twelf other maids who had as well thought they were special, who thought this was actually their happy ending. It wasn't.

But growing up in the poverty, surrounded by crazy animals and bitchy sisters, Cinderella knew how to deal with the bitches. So it didn't took long for things to heat up, and she had to do what she had to do to be the only one, to be special; only that, the prince didn't took it that way. He saw murder in her deep intentions of true love. The whole army of Princecharmingland was after her. So she became a refugee, hiding, perfecting her killing skills. For a while she remained lost, untill she became Europe's most wanted killer, she was a femme fatal.

Now, Cinderella headed to Princecharmingland, she was going to the official ball to get the prince a (new) bride. She was ready, but this time she needed no help from the little animals of the forest.

"What's with that woman you've been seeing recently?" she asked, thinking she was throwing him off place. "What do you mean?" he said, wich only made her madder, how dares he to play stupid when he was so public about it? "I know it's only been a few months, but don't we have a future? Aren't we too old to be unfaithful?" she said, showing him pictures of him with a blond woman in a caffé, kissing.

"I see" he said, taking a few moments to think how was he going to say what came next "You see, this woman here, is my wife" he said, looking her at the eye. "I have been cheating on her with you, you are nothing but my mistress" he said, no compassion on the stabbing. "You said she had..." she stuttered.

"Darling, it took you five months to notice I was with other, of course you were going to believe I was a widow, you have to admit you are a desperate slut" he said, tucking up his shirt. "I..." she was speechless. "Now be a doll and don't tell anyone, you would only embarras yourself" he said, walking out of the door.

"See you next friday, wear that sexy black dress" he said, leaving a hundred dollar bill on the counter as he left.

By I'm the penguin