Mr. Winter was his name, and he lived in a farm. Once in a while he would go to the convenience store to get some milk. He couldn't drink his cow's milk, it was unethical he thought, drinking your cow's milk. Some people said he was vegetarian, but I saw him eating a stake in a party. Maybe it was because the cows he was eating weren't his. (Fact that caused gossip and conflict because they had bought the cows from the rival family, yet they had invited Mr. Winter)
This would always remain a mistery, Mr. Winter was a mute...

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