About introductions and whores

Posted by SgtPepper | Posted in , | Posted on Saturday, March 14, 2009

Jimmy and his uncareful wish
One day,  Jimmy was walking in the woods, all by himslef, when all of the sudden the encountered a nut of golden cover. Jimmy was intrigued, what would the golden be? It was not rubber or pain, it was actual gold in its plain. And then, the spirit of the woods, a flying squirtle appeared before him. The squirrel asked for the golden nut, for it was his, but it got lost.  Jimmy didn't hesitate and gave it away, he knew nothing about gold's value. So the squirtle was amazed and granted him a wish, to which ironically, Jimmy asked to be the richest man in town.

So, he came back to his house, which was a mansion now. He lived like a king for some years, bought the finest clothes and ate the best loaves, but he also caused the jelousy of many, but he didn't care, for he was rich and he could buy anything. Untill one day, Jimmy was found dead in the carpet made of wool.

Moral of the story: Don't hire cheap hookers when you can afford the ones who don't bring daggers to work.


He was inside her
 She surrounded his body around her, every single molecule was telling her not to let him go.He surrendered to her will, and entered her, with salvage beastiality, but soft tenderness. And so they began the process.
His name was Vibrio Cholerae.


Inocent  prostitution
"My mom says you're a bad person"
"Your mom is a whore"
"A what?"
"She sleeps with men for money"
"No she doesn't, she says she does it because she loves them all"


[Time for more midnight mini-fiction!]
By I'm the penguin

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